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If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your belt loop catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
black friday is the closest we are going to get to the hunger games
I wonder if Obama has ever laughed at a meme
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
"oh he’s really good looking"
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDNT SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK
i like how “blushes quietly” is a thing thats used in fanfiction. please imagine someone blushing loudly. someone blushes loudly and someone next door yells “CAN YOU BLUSH QUIETER”
That’s tamaki for you
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me