myheadisloud:

tall-girlproblems:

myheadisloud:

boy nipples are weird

girl nipples are weird

the word nipple is weird

the phrase nip nops is weird

That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.

first of all, no

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oopsinsurance:

Living on your lonesome by Dr Steve Brule

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idiotsonfb:

image

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#the office

princess-peachie:

clearssong:

OHHHHHHHH

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forlackofabettercomic:

Nothing spices up your love life like the scientific method!

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

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willowfae82:

Reason 2847958472 why I LOVE Jon Stewart.

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Simple names for surgical operations

daughter-of-sevenless:

-tomy: The surgeon cut something.

-ectomy: The surgeon cut something out.

-ostomy: The surgeon cut something to make a mouth. If one organ is named, the mouth opened to the outside of the patient. If two organs are named, the mouth connected two organs.

-plasty: The surgeon changed the shape of an organ.

-pexy: The surgeon moved the organ to the right place.

-rraphy: The surgeon sewed something up.

-desis: The surgeon made two things stick to one another.

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michelleaneous-paraphernalia:

The power of makeup

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